Why

WHY

why is life so sad

tell me, I'd be so glad
am I really that bad?

Ah, the crazy dream I had
to be a Carnegie Mellon grad

though I was a lazy lad

was I crazy was I mad?

Today I finally took my rad

didnt tell mommy didnt tell dad

life's crushing without a pad

very bad very bad!

Life suddenly is so bore
the dollar dreams are no more
not a single girl did I score
supposedly a daily chore.
baggin' jobs no fun nomore,
as it used to be before,
Chances bright they ignore,
though I knock loud on the door.

No more sleep,
no more snore.
throat too is really sore.
Dirty clothes I always wore,
full of stink, body odor.
Walking shoes I often tore,
Like my heart, my bloody core,
NY London - they did explore,
time to get new ones from store.

Let the wretched fate encore,
take me away from the shore,
Unless from heaven's galore,
you see me in deep deplore!